Being Two-faced
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
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Achieving Immortality
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying.
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The Second-best Policy
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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What Counts?
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.
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I Used To Do Drugs
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
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Mirror Is My Best Friend
Mirror is my best friend, because when I cry it never laughs.
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Needing People
People who didn’t need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn’t need...
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Who’s Running the Country?
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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Genius vs. Stupidity
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
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Against Picketing
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.
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Raise My Hand
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Fearing Death
It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
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Heaven vs. Hell
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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Curing the Sane Man
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
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Useless Efficiency
There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.
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Prepositions
From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
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Fear of Perfection
Have no fear of perfection — you’ll never reach it.
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Citing Scripture
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
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Solving Problems Before They Start
An intellectual solves a problem. A genius avoids it.
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Responsibility
Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it’s always, who’s responsible for this?
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Why You Should Forgive Your Enemies (lol)
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. —Oscar Wilde
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Be Aggressive When It’s Time
Most people are too fretful, they worry to much. Success means being very patient, but aggressive when it’s time.
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Relying on Special Talents
I think we have some special talents. That being said, I think it’s dangerous to rely on special talents —...
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The Color Purple
I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don’t notice...
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Have Passion for Something
You’ll do better if you have passion for something in which you have aptitude. If Warren Buffett had gone into...
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Making a Cart
I’d like to get four people who do cartwheels very good, and make a cart.
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Predicting the Future
We have the same problem as everyone else: It’s very hard to predict the future.
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Why Is Cloud Nine So Amazing?
Why is Cloud Nine so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud Eight?
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Getting a Good Spouse
What’s the best way to get a good spouse? The best single way is to deserve a good spouse because...
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Charlie Munger’s Education
To this day, I have never taken a course anywhere, in chemistry, economics, psychology, or business.
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Different Checklists and Mental Models
You need a different checklist and different mental models for different companies. I can never make it easy by saying,...
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Commit to Learning and Thinking
My habit of committing far more time to learning and thinking than to doing is no accident.
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Learning Machines
I constantly see people rise in life who are not the smartest, sometimes not even the most diligent, but they...
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