Heaven vs. Hell
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Quote Author: Mark Twain, Nationality: American, Sex: Male
Profession(s) | Entrepreneur | Humorist | Lecturer | Publisher | Writer |
Born: November 30, 1835, Died: April 21, 1910
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876) and its sequel, the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1885), the latter often called “The Great American Novel”. (Source: Wikipedia.org)
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