“I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.” —Rodney Dangerfield
Born: November 22, 1921, Died: October 5, 2004
Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Cohen, November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and screenwriter known for the catchphrase “I get no respect!” and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School. (Source + full bio: Wikipedia.org)
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