Curing the Sane Man
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
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Raise My Hand
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Read Graphs Correctly
If I am reading this graph correctly—I’d be very surprised.
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A Perfectly Wonderful Evening
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Don’t Miss Your Sleep
I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
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Decide Where You Belong
I don’t belong to an organized political party. I’m a Democrat.
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What’s on Your Other Hand?
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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Be a Better Public Speaker
If I could just say a few words… I’d be a better public speaker.
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Time Flies Like an Arrow
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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