I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than others.

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Profession(s)Comedian | Stand-up Comedian | 

Born: February 24, 1968, Died: March 30, 2005

Mitchell Lee “Mitch” Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and unconventional comedic delivery (including deadpan delivery). His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs. (Source + full bio: Wikipedia.org)