Definition of a Burrito
“A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.” —Mitch Hedberg
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Fried Beans vs. Refried Beans
I like refried beans. That’s why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they’re just as good and we’re just...
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New Type of Vending Machine
I want to get a vending machine with fun-sized candy bars — and the glass in front is a magnifying...
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A Friend with Chocolate
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
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Why You Should Like Rice
I like rice. Rice is great if you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.
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Unique Candle Holder
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.
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Mac n’ Cheese for Adults
“Fettucini Alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.” —Mitch Hedberg
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Teamwork Creates the Story
Gastronomy is my hobby. I’m simply the casting director. Once I’ve brought all the right people together, it is they...
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The Soul of a Place
For me, going to markets is the best way to understand the soul of a place.
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Failure Leads to Success
Failure is enriching. It’s also important to accept that you’ll make mistakes – it’s how you build your expertise.
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From the Earth With Love
Everything that pushes up out of the earth I love. Everything under the earth, root vegetables, I love to cook.
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Cooking Fusion or Confusion?
Classical cooking and molecular gastronomy should remain separate. You can mix two styles and get fusion; any more, and you...
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Chefs’ Goals
Chefs don’t become chefs just to earn stars — that’s not the goal.
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Wild Fish Are Delish
Believe me, I did not come to London to cook farmed fish. All my fish are wild.
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Eating Spaghetti vs. Noodles
Spaghetti… I can’t eat spaghetti, there’s too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1000 of something is...
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Pickles vs. Cucumbers
I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil — and the devil was...
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Cinnamon Roll Incense
I like cinnamon rolls, but I don’t always have time to make a pan. That’s why I wish they would...
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Cheese Grater Definition
I think that they should call a cheese grater by its real name: a sponge ruiner.
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Swiss cheese is a rip-off
Swiss cheese is a rip-off! It’s the only cheese I can bite into and miss!
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